Created by Satan's personal blacksmith The Prowler looks like a mix between a football blocking sled and a BDSM contraption. It comes with the following instructions:
- Push it one way with your lower body
- Push it back again with your upper body.
- ...please make it stop...
Alone in a gym. There is no way I finish the Prowler. My pace slowed to a crawl, my knees buckled and fell to the ground multiple times during the last leg. My body quit. But my desire to not disappoint didn't. I finished.
The next 5 minutes were spent trying to find the best position I could so my body wouldn't implode on itself. Lying down, standing up, sitting. Like an insomniac trying to fall asleep no position worked. I vomited shortly after. I loved and hated every agonizing second of it.
I dread ever taking on the Prowler again but I know our next meeting will be here soon. I can't wait to prove myself wrong again.